1. Is this an interesting story?
2. Does this story benefit others, and if so how?
3. Get to the ******* point!
4. Only give details about things in service to the point of the story to keep the story concise and avoid being boring.

Background Music: "Anton" by Dan Bodan. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Outro Music: "Fling My Turds II: The Rise of Celestina" by Red Pill Chemist.

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